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Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht
Elephant Reads CNN

Putin’s biceps: Fact or Photoshop fantasy, Ukraine spills the borscht

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! This Kuleba guy, a FORMER Ukrainian Foreign…

Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…

Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
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Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…

Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
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Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…

Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker
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Cronos: New Yawn is a Super Slow, Extra Brutal Fight for Survival — and I’m a Sucker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh boy, another Bloober Team game! 🙄 From the first teasers of Cronos: The New Dawn, it looked like a…

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)
Elephant Reads CNN

Tariffs: The Goldilocks Zone (or How Trump Might Accidentally Nuke the Economy)

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE success with these new trade deals.…

FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles
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FFT Remake: Square Enix Claims Original Code Lost, Blames Moogles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, honey, bless your heart! Two months before Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles launches, PlayStation is desperately trying to…

Tennocon 2025: Soulframe’s “Fable” – More Like “Fail-ble,” Play it Before We Change Our Minds
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Tennocon 2025: Soulframe’s “Fable” – More Like “Fail-ble,” Play it Before We Change Our Minds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤩 Digital Extremes, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with more footage…

Mortal Kombat 2 Trailer Reveals Washed-Up Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, Because Why Not
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Mortal Kombat 2 Trailer Reveals Washed-Up Karl Urban as Johnny Cage, Because Why Not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh great, another Mortal Kombat movie. 🙄 Just what the world needed! Warner Bros. decided to grace us with a…

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

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