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Tag: fantasy

Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)
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Oh Noes! Square Enix Accidentally Deletes a Kingdom Hearts Game (But Don’t Worry, the REAL One is Still Churning in the Development Abyss)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh, the humanity! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Square Enix, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to DELETE ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ another game…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!๐ŸŽ‰ Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„
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Keanu and Sandy Back Together Again? ๐Ÿ˜ด Guess Hollywood’s Officially Run Out of Ideas ๐Ÿ™„

FinnMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock are back together?! Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? Caught…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and โœจartโœจ that’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿคช

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

๐Ÿ’‰ย Witches on the Injectable Train: Nicole Kidman & Sandra Bullock In ‘Practical Magic 2’ Will Show You How to Cast Spells… On Your FACE! ๐Ÿ’„
๐Ÿ”ฅ SHOCK! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kidman & Bullock Spilling Plastic Surgeon's Secrets in 'Practical Magic 2' Teaser? Get Ready for Witches on Botox!
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๐Ÿ’‰ย Witches on the Injectable Train: Nicole Kidman & Sandra Bullock In ‘Practical Magic 2’ Will Show You How to Cast Spells… On Your FACE! ๐Ÿ’„

FinnMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

๐Ÿ˜ฑ Alright, hold onto your wrinkle creams and maybe clutch your pearls โ€” Hollywood is once again determined to test…

Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideas๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„
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Sydney Sweeney to grace the silver screen in yet another “prestige” role, proving once again that Hollywood has run out of ideas๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿ™„

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

Hold on to your hats, folks, because Hollywood’s about to butcher another beloved video game! Split Fiction, that co-op game…

So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽค
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So, Jonathan Davis from Korn is now screaming at ghosts in a haunted bar instead of just screaming into a microphone? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽค

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Jonathan Davis from KORN, the guy who yells about daddy issues, is gonna hunt ghosts! ๐Ÿ‘ป Is this…

Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Leif Edling, the puppet master ๐Ÿช– behind CANDLEMASS, just dropped a bombshell ๐Ÿ’ฃ: Messiah Marcolin is back for…

๐Ÿ”ฅ Tolkien Fans Prefer Jacksonโ€™s Trilogy, Amazon Decides: Why Not Steal Scenes?
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๐Ÿ”ฅ Tolkien Fans Prefer Jacksonโ€™s Trilogy, Amazon Decides: Why Not Steal Scenes?

FinnOctober 19, 2024

Well, well, well โ€” it looks like Amazon’s attempt to drag Middle-earth back into the limelight with ยซRings of Powerยป…

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