The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…
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Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…
‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…
BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic
Move over, Noora, there’s a new diva in town! 🦸♀️ Finnish power metal juggernauts BATTLE BEAST have just dropped a…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Review: Finally, a Movie That Proves Fireworks Are Better Than Trees
James Cameron Just Dropped the Ultimate Space Soap Opera and It’s 3 Hours and 15 Minutes of Glorious Alien Drama…
Rian Johnson’s Brain Has Unleashed More Whodunit Shenanigans—Knives Out 4 May Actually Solve the Mystery of How He Keeps Getting Greenlights
BREAKING: Rian Johnson Has “Ideas” For Fourth Knives Out Movie, Which Is Apparently Something We All Needed To Know Today…
Wayne Static’s Ghost Sends Cease-and-Desist to Filmmaker for Unauthorized Biopic of the Man Who Invented the Devil Horns
🚨 BREAKING: Wayne Static’s Ghost Allegedly Sues Living Filmmaker for ‘Unauthorized Vibes’ in Bizarre Legal Drama 🚨 In a turn…
The Greatest Show on Earth Revel Saturdays – Because Reality Wasn’t Circus Enough
Attention, party people! Revel Saturdays has graciously descended upon Atlanta with its dazzling lights, loud music, and questionable fashion choices.…
JetBlue Plane Had an Almost-Kiss with US Air Force Jet Over Venezuela
JetBlue Pilot Nearly Crashes Into Ghost Tanker, Blames Invisible Air Force While Democrats Cheer A JetBlue flight from Curaçao to…
My Hero Academia: When Your Hero Card Finally Gets the Ban Hammer
Breaking News: The World’s Most Important Anime Finally Ends After 10 Years of Emotional Blackmail! 🎭 Gather ’round, children! It’s…