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Tag: Fashion

Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot
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Check out a sneak peek of the new Street Fighter movie and witness martial arts chaos that’s almost as real as the plot

FinnDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: The Street Fighter Movie Just Dropped a Trailer and the Internet Has Already Lost 1000 Lives 🚨 🎮💥…

Seremoni Speakeasy: Karena Minum di Tempat Gelap Lebih Seru Daripada Bayar Pajak
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Seremoni Speakeasy: Karena Minum di Tempat Gelap Lebih Seru Daripada Bayar Pajak

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A new speakeasy-themed wedding dungeon opens in Westlake, and yes, you MUST cosplay. The Green House & Seremoni…

Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing
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Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Gene Simmons Just Casually Declared Himself a Greek God While Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor, Because of Course He Did…

“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”
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“Regency Fashion Lectures: Because Clearly You Have Nothing Better to Do Than Stare at 200-Year-Old Dresses on Zoom”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

Grolier Club’s Super Exclusive, *Free* (But Not Really) Book Nerd Fest 😏 **Registration** 🤓: If you’re a Grolier Club member…

Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
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Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…

Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
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Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…

Guns N’ Roses Use 500 Drones to Announce They’re Still Alive and Touring in 2026
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Guns N’ Roses Use 500 Drones to Announce They’re Still Alive and Touring in 2026

Chord F. DiscordNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

LOL! GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, apparently think we care enough to watch 500 drones buzz around like confused…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
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Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…

KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See
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KISS’ Manager Promises Documentary Will Show a Side of KISS No One Asked to See

Chord F. DiscordNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💋, because during a riveting (read: snooze-fest😴) November 15 panel discussion at the “KISS Kruise: Landlocked…

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