🐍✨ In a stunning display of cultural confusion, 11 performers will wiggle, twirl, and dramatically flap their sleeves in “Nihon Buyo” at The 14th Street Y THIS Saturday! Witness cranes that live 1,000 years (proven by ancient spreadsheet), tortoises living 10,000 (verified by shell rings), and a tomboy’s wedding dance that’s somehow both cheerful AND about chasing shadows. Don’t miss the kimono fashion show where dressing takes longer than the actual performance! 🌸👘🕺
📅 Saturday, April 26, 2025
🕖 4:00 PM – 5:30 PM EDT
📍 The 14th Street Y, 344 E 14th St, New York, NY 10003
💰 $25 General Admission, $20 Seniors/Students, $15 Members
🎶 Live music + questionable interpretive dance
👘 Kimono dressing demonstration (because why just wear clothes when you can perform wearing clothes?)
🎟️ Tickets at eventbrite.com/e/nihon-buyo-japanese-traditional-dance-tickets-1170752369119
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