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MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album
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MAYHEM Drops a Real Downer, “Despair,” from Their Joyless “Liturgy of Death” Album

Chord F. DiscordDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Get ready, posers, because the corpse-painted clowns 🤡 in MAYHEM are back with their SEVENTH studio album, “Liturgy Of Death”,…

How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27
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How to Snag the FREE Fortnite Yuki Yabari Skin (No Skill Required) Starting Nov 27

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 Epic Games is feeling SUPER generous, or maybe they just found a dusty old character in the attic…

Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World
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Wolfie Plays All The Instruments Himself Because Apparently He Doesn’t Trust Anyone Else In The World

Chord F. DiscordNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

In a new interview with Cutter’s Rockcast, So, apparently, this dude Wolfgang Van Halen, the mastermind behind MAMMOTH WVH, thinks…

Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)
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Meet the Ogryn: Darktide’s Lovable Brute (Who Probably Eats Rocks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Behold, the Hive Scum! 🪰 Arriving in Warhammer 40,000: Darktide like the digital equivalent of space-trash someone fished out of…

JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently
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JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh em gee, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (more like Hall of Lame, amirite? 😂) on YouTube has…

Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon 🙄, a barista, gets a wig 🤣 & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises
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Boogie Nights in 4K: Because You Haven’t Seen Enough Fake Penises

FinnNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Wow, hold onto your hats, folks! Boogie Nights, that cinematic masterpiece (or, you know, just a movie) from 1997 by…

Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
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Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Oh, NO WAY! 😱 Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of Yōtei…

Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
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Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It

Chord F. DiscordNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…

‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
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‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…

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