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Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
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Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…

P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries
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P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 The legendary (debatable) FirstRowConcert channel on YouTube, known for its impeccable (questionable) audio quality and stunning (blurry) visuals,…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’
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Suicidal Tendencies’ Mike Muir Drops Wisdom Bomb: ‘I Only Do What My Therapist Approves’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Troy Culpan of May The Rock Be With You (a website so cool, you’ve probably…

Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…

AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In
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AC/DC: Aussie TV About to Get Thunderstruck (Again?!) Before They Even Plug In

Chord F. DiscordOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, fellow bogans, because 7News, yes, the pinnacle of journalistic integrity 🙄, is gracing us with a…

The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
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The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…

The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)
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The DAMNED to Release Covers Album Titled ‘Not Like Everybody Else’ (Because Paying Tribute to BRIAN JAMES is Totally Mainstream)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

OMG! 😱THE DAMNED, those lovable geriatrics of punk, are BACK! And guess what? They’ve decided to grace us with “Not…

Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
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Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time

FinnOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…

Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)
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Mike Shinoda’s Band (Not Dead Yet!) Says Fans Like New Stuff (Shocker!)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Recitales Argentina (yeah, never heard of them either 🤷‍♂️), LINKIN PARK’s Mike Shinoda, bless his…

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