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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY's Dino Cazares is done with his ex-bandmates, and he wants everyone to know it—preferably without getting angry emails about it
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FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…

Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets
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Pokémon Presents: The Month We All Realized Pikachu Still Owns Our Wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, it’s Pokémon Day! And just like your grandma’s birthday party, it was packed with announcements—some exciting, some confusing,…

When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial
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When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Libs Try to Blame Big Tech for Kids’ Mental Health While Ignoring Real Causes Another day, another bogus lawsuit from…

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Norfolk’s Ultimate Gut-Busting, Hipster-Approved Street Food Festival Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 25, 2026

The #1 Food Festival in Norfolk Is BACK! Get ready to eat until you can’t move, because the 2026 Norfolk…

Backrooms Trailer: Kane Parsons and A24 Deliver the Ultimate Existential Crisis in a Sci-Fi Horror You’ll Regret Watching
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Backrooms Trailer: Kane Parsons and A24 Deliver the Ultimate Existential Crisis in a Sci-Fi Horror You’ll Regret Watching

FinnFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Prepare your nerves for the most existential crisis since realizing your IKEA furniture will never be as stable as the…

Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
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Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

America’s Lost Tourist vs. Mexico’s Angry Drug Lords: The El Mencho Aftermath Edition
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America’s Lost Tourist vs. Mexico’s Angry Drug Lords: The El Mencho Aftermath Edition

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Another CNN “Crisis” Story? More Like Liberal Fearmongering to Bash Trump’s Border Security! CNN is at it again, folks! Their…

From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)
Oh, Look, Gaming Is No Longer a Rocket Science Degree—Who Knew?
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From Pong to PlayStation: How Digital Entertainment Took Over Our Lives (and Our Free Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, well, well, gather ’round, folks, because apparently, the gaming industry has had a revelation: people don’t want to spend…

Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?
It's official: Kpop Demon Hunters is now officially more prestigious than your film degree.
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Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The massive Netflix streaming sensation of 2025 — and the presumptive favorite to win the upcoming Academy Award for Best…

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