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Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
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Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🀯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)
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The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 β€” 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Madeline Elizabeth Johnston — American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and audio engineer from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and banjo player from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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El Welk at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Western/post-punk from Denver, Colorad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
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Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…

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