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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🀯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season
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Queen Budapest reborn again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the remaster economy remains undefeated, we’re being treated to yet another deluxe…

Sixteen Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Sixteen Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2026August 17, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Wayfarer at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Wayfarer at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2026

Atmospheric Black/Folk Metal from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2026August 17, 2026

The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds, played in…

SubRosaat at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 β€” 07/26/2026)
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SubRosaat at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 β€” 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2026

Folk Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🀯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
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Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🀯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…

Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🀩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

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