Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Tag: Film
STEELHEART Still Exists Somehow Releasing BADFINGER Cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Miljenko Matijevic, the legendary frontman of STEELHEART, has finally decided to…
Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…
Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…
Regulators Poised to Ruin Hollywood’s Merger Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, and it’s a doozy. Lawyers…
Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…
Jason Statham Punches Things and Looks Angry in Latest Over_the_Top Action Packed Trailer Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough of That Already
The Stath is back, and we’re all just thrilled to death 🙄! He’s on a boat, because, you know, that’s…