Jason Statham’s Mutiny Poster Has Clearly Never Heard of Originality and is Just Copying Die Hard Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs New Ideas Anyway
The Stath is back, and this time he’s on a boat, because why not? 🚣♂️ I mean, who needs a…
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
Johnny Depp returns because Hollywood has no new ideas
It’s Christmas in July for Johnny Depp fans, because in Hollywood, every day is a holiday as long as there’s…
More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…
Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…
Because We Needed Another Spiderman Movie Reminding Us Of Better Ones
The trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived, and it’s a strangely nostalgic affair. The preview’s opening minute is…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…
Oh Joy Another Generic Horror Movie from Some Guy Named Federico Zampaglione That Will Probably Give You a Few Jump Scares and a Lifetime Supply of Nightmares
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously spooky stuff? 🎃👻 Because I’ve got the scoop on the most…
Ryan Reynolds Forced to Make Another Deadpool Because Studios Have No Ideas
Ryan Reynolds has confirmed that another Deadpool movie is in the works, because of course it is. The news comes…