Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…
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AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Spokane Arson Mastermind Executes Flawless Plan of Burning Stuff Down
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A man named Aaron Farinacci, 37, of Spokane, has been accused…
Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…
LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…
US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…
Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Arsonist Achieves Impressive Wildfire Streak
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the wildfires in Washington state, and I just can’t believe what…
Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…