Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
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Toddler Defies Death, Parents Might Not Be So Lucky
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this crazy story about a toddler who was declared dead, only to be…
More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…
Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…
Pelosi’s Husband Somehow Manages to Find Trouble in California Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Pelosi, the 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who…
Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
Iran Loses Guy In Charge Forever Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the weeklong funeral for Iran’s former Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, and…
Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…