NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…
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Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…
Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…
The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…
Trump Resurrects Lake America Because That Worked So Well Last Time
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…
Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics
I’m not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that Jacob Tremblay is playing the young Ted Kaczynski in Netflix’s new…
Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…