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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…

Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad
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Silver Pines revives Metroidvania magic in a genre gone live-service mad

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

What’s this, a horror game that’s not a battle royale or a live-service title? How refreshing. I stumbled upon Silver…

Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
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Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims
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Trump Team Urges Miller to Quit Amid Abuse Claims

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Max Miller, and let me tell you,…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…

Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever
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Because You Clearly Need More TV Shows to Binge Forever

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, where we dive headfirst into the latest TV shows and streaming series…

Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman
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Cori Bush Tries To Upgrade From Protester To Actual Congressman

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama unfolding in the Missouri 1st Congressional District primary is…

Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan
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Democrats Engage in Thrilling Game of Circular Firing Squad in Michigan

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Michigan Senate primary, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

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