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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated
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Courtney LaPlante’s voice now a downloadable commodity because talent is overrated

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that’s going to change the face of metal music forever: Courtney…

Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes
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Marvel Tōkon revives fighter genre with anime flair and obligatory loot boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Arc System Works is shaking things up in the fighting game genre with their latest release, MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls.…

Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
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Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently
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Trump’s Wall Builds Barrier to Justice, Not Drugs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security’s decision to pull additional federal agents…

Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans
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Lanterns Episode 2 Already Overstuffed With Cringeworthy Easter Eggs For Desperate Fans

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

The second episode of HBO Max’s Lanterns has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and DC Comics…

Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
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Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 25, 2026

We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…

Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame
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Dave Mustaine singlehandedly saved metal guitarists from eternal shame

Chord F. DiscordAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgic metal goodness? 🤘 Because Dave Mustaine just spilled his guts about…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina
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Pete Buttigieg Tries Again With Black Voters In South Carolina

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

Pete Buttigieg is back in South Carolina, and this time he’s got his sights set on 2028. Folks, I almost…

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