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Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently
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Only Dems Allowed In Dem primaries apparently

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I just can’t help…

Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
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Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…

What’s America coming to now
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What’s America coming to now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…

Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry
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Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another prequel to add to the ever-growing list of games that I’ll eventually play when I’ve finished every…

Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
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Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our magnificent President Donald Trump is still leading…

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
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Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…

Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama
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Out of Words Is Chasing Something Way More Epic Than Just Letting You Play With Your Friends Without Too Much Drama

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for a game that’s so deep, so emotional, so life-changing, that you’ll forget all…

Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
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Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…

End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet
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End of Abyss Interview: Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Section 9’s Existential Crises and robot induced Anxiety Attacks Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

So, you want to know about End of Abyss? Well, let me tell you, it’s a real treat 🎉. I…

Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
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Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

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