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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again
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Lindsay Clancy Mistrial Costs Taxpayers Big Time Again

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding the Lindsay Clancy trial just never ends. After…

GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently
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GOP Candidates Get Free Pass From Pissed Off Conservative Wives Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

So, I’m reading this article about Angela Paxton, and I almost spilled my coffee – not because it’s shocking, but…

AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
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AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
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Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…

Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot
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Because What Star Wars Needs is Another Director and a 12th Reboot

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Lucasfilm is at it again, folks. Because what the world really needed was another Star Wars trilogy. Deadline reported over…

Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise
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Nicolas Cage Becomes Latest Desperate Attempt to Revive Dead Franchise

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

We’re getting a John Madden biopic, folks, and Nicolas Cage is set to star as the legendary football coach and…

Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently
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Because What DC Needs is Another Reboot of Clayface Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The DC Universe is only two movies old, and already it’s taking a sharp turn into the depths of its…

Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently
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Disney+ and Hulu Raise Prices Because Youll Pay Anything Apparently

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Just when you thought it was safe to budget your monthly expenses, Disney has announced that it’s raising the prices…

GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised
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GOP Picks Losing Issues Again Somehow Still Surprised

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Republican former Florida congressman Matt Gaetz is out here saying that…

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