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Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
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Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…

Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

How Wall Street’s Apollo Got Trolled by the Epstein Files Again Because Apparently They Didn’t Learn the First Time
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How Wall Street’s Apollo Got Trolled by the Epstein Files Again Because Apparently They Didn’t Learn the First Time

Big ElephantFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Epstein’s Back, and This Time He’s Got Wall Street Shook! It’s that time again, folks! Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost is haunting…

‘If People Broke the Law, They Gotta Face the Music!’ White House Border Czar Delivers Epic Clapback to ICE Agents Accused of Lying Under Oath
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‘If People Broke the Law, They Gotta Face the Music!’ White House Border Czar Delivers Epic Clapback to ICE Agents Accused of Lying Under Oath

Big ElephantFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Wow, the Left is really melting down over Trump’s Border Czar Tom Homan holding people accountable. Shocking, right? Liberals suddenly…

Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe
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Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

The first time I read about the concept of Denshattack!, Tony Hawk meets trains, I remember saying, “That sounds sick…

“Death’s New BFF: Psychedelics Crash the Funeral Party – Free Admission!”
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“Death’s New BFF: Psychedelics Crash the Funeral Party – Free Admission!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

Psychedelic support at the end of life is evolving quickly as it continues to demonstrate the capacity to ease the…

Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…

Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft throws $50 billion at AI inequality while secretly hoping robots will pay taxes and buy yachts

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Microsoft Announces $50 Billion Global AI Giveaway — or Just Another Liberal Guilt Trip? In a move that’s either shockingly…

Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First
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Mikaël Kingsbury Finally Grabs Gold for Canada, Because Apparently They Needed Someone to Break the Ice First

Big ElephantFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Breaking News: Liberal Snowflakes Can’t Handle Mikaël Kingsbury’s Patriotic Gold Medal In yet another stunning display of American exceptionalism (well,…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
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5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…

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