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Tag: Food

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„The Old State Capitol is throwing a party πŸŽ‰ on November 16, 6:00 – 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🀣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down
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Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Brunch Behavior: Tyler Lepley! πŸ™„ Food, music, company. The Marquee Restaurant & Lounge, a LIT Sunday brunch spot. 🀣 DJ…

“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
Government Shutdown: Is This the End of the World (or Just the End of Liberal Excess)?
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“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…

2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid
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2Kold’s Dungeon of Despair: Raleigh Singles Get Mugged by Cupid

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 7, 2025

POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : RALEIGH,NC. EDITION is coming to “FRESH COLLECTIVE,” 1425 PROMISE BEACON CIR 111 RALEIGH,…

Wendy’s Apocalypse: They’re taking away our Frostys
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Wendy’s Apocalypse: They’re taking away our Frostys

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another American institution bites the dust, folks! Wendy’s, succumbing to the woke mob and their insatiable demands for “organic,” “sustainable,”…

1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest
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1st Annual “So Bad It’s Good” Film Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

OMG! AmAuteur Film Fest is here! πŸ™„ For outcasts, weirdos & tragically underestimated filmmakers. Prepare 4+ hrs of shorts in…

ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense
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ONEXFLY APEX: A Crowdfunding Campaign for People With More Money Than Sense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Behold, the ONEXFLY Apex, ONEXPLAYER’s latest attempt to redefine “portable gaming” (and your bank account) πŸ’°. Prepare to be amazed…

Wheaton Film Fest: 11 Years of Cinematic Boredom
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Wheaton Film Fest: 11 Years of Cinematic Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

** ** OMG! 😱 The 11th Annual Wheaton Film Fest is happening on Saturday, November 8, 2025, at 2:30pm in…

Slime Rancher Art: Prepare for Utter Slime Domination
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Slime Rancher Art: Prepare for Utter Slime Domination

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🀩Slime Rancher 2 FINALLY releases! Monomi Park & Gallery Nucleus, Nov 8-23, 2025, at 210 East Main St. Alhambra…

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