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Tag: Food

Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”
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Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 25, 2025

๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸคฃForum Social House presents: PG-13 comedy, for ALL AGES!๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸฆƒStuffed from awkward Thanksgiving dinners? November 29th, 2025, ditch the fam &…

Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans
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Report: Xbox Might Make You Sell a Kidney Due to Recent RAM Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh noes! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Looks like Microsoft and Xbox dun goofed again! Reports are circulating faster than my uncle’s conspiracy theories…

“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
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“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “It’s A Wonderful Life” ๐Ÿ˜‡ screening after Black Friday shopping! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ An angel ๐Ÿ‘ผ shows a businessman ๐Ÿ’ผ…

Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! ๐ŸŽ๏ธ Red carpet, ๐Ÿ“ธ celebs, & ๐Ÿพ VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

Gran Turismo 7 Gives New Players a Measly 1.5M Credits While the Franchise Pathetically Brags About Some “Historic” Milestone
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Gran Turismo 7 Gives New Players a Measly 1.5M Credits While the Franchise Pathetically Brags About Some “Historic” Milestone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Gran Turismo 7, the game that’s been milking our wallets dry for THREE YEARS, has apparently…

Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?
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Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคช 2-Item Minimum Per Guest Valid ID Required First Come, First Served No Outside Food Wil Milz, a comedian from…

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors ofโ€ฆ well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell ๐Ÿ’ฃ, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns
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Hands-On With Petit Planet: Prepare for Miniature Meltdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I, a seasoned professional in the art of gaming “journalism,” am here to bestow upon…

Phasmophobia: Nell’s Dinerโ€”Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Ghosts Is the Food
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Phasmophobia: Nell’s Dinerโ€”Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Ghosts Is the Food

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Okay, so listen up, buttercups ๐Ÿ™„. I, like, TOTALLY didn’t expect to get sucked into Phasmophobia. When it first dropped,…

“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”
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“Murica: Redcoats Go Home, A Movie”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„The Old State Capitol is throwing a party ๐ŸŽ‰ on November 16, 6:00 โ€“ 8:00 p.m. for Ken Burns’…

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