🚨 BREAKING: Time Travelers Confused – New Year’s Party Scheduled for January 10, 2026! 🎉📅
Join us at STC Rowland Legacy on Saturday, January 10, 2026, from 11:00 AM to 8:00 PM (PST) at 18991 Colima Rd, Rowland Heights, CA 91748. Yes, we’re celebrating 2026… in 2026. Mind. Blown. 💥🎪
Live music? Check. Food? Check. Free stuff for the first 100 people? Double check. 🎁🕺💃
Hosted by STC Foundation & STC Management. Presented by Happy Market. Questions? [email protected]. 🤡📞
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
