🏈 The Commanders are playing the Eagles on Sunday, January 4, 2026, at Famous Lounge Restaurant, 5010 Brown Station Road, Suite 150, Upper Marlboro, MD 20774. Gates open at 4:00 pm, and the game ends at 9:00 pm. Tickets are $30 early bird, $35 general. Food is not included, but you can buy it from the restaurant’s regular menu. Dress code: no hoodies. Your participation supports our Chapter programs. Let’s cheer on the Commanders with a Purpose! #PGCACDST 🎉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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