Another Boring Party for Rich White People
OMG! 16th Annual White Martini Party! 🙄 Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, “Stars at Night Ballroom.” August 22-24, 2025. All-white…
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“Keystone Cops in Clown Cars Hunt Imaginary Bandits After Brooklyn Lounge Turns Into Accidental Shooting Range, Leaving 3 Dead and 8 Nursing Boo-Boos”
Another day, another LIBERAL city descends into chaos! This time, it’s Brooklyn, where some “lounge” became a shooting gallery. I…
Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…
NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)
OMG! 🎭Open Mic: Show up 1:30-2PM sharp—or ELSE! 🙄 $10 ($7.47+fee) for jokes so-so you’ll NEED that 1 drink (booze/soda).🔞…
Kraken: Prepare to be mildly startled by a Scandinavian sea monster flick
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic masterpiece that is “Kraken”! 🦑🌊 Prepare to have your…
Abi Sanchez, queen of Saturdays, probably
**Abi Sanchez**, a Chicago-based comedian since 2010, 😂 will perform at The Comedy Bar! Enjoy legendary deep-dish pizza🍕 and signature…
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025 Live Action) | Prepare to Cringe: Outdoor Movie Event
**OMG! BIGflixx presents Movies Beats & Eats! 🙄 FREE movies ALL summer! Cheap snacks, food trucks, & music! Donate so…
Merriweather Movie Night: Wicked (But You’ll Be Singing, Not Just Watching, Loser)
**OMG! FREE night at Merriweather Post Pavilion?!** 🤩 Watch “Wicked” (the witches of Oz 🧙♀️) starring Cynthia Erivo & Ariana…
Local Yokels Declare Earth Their Personal Movie Theater
OMG! Watch “Town Takes the World,” a snoozefest doc about the Bay Area Phoenix🏀💩 in the FIBA Women’s Basketball League…
ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…