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CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
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CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…

Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
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Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! ๐Ÿ’… Get ready for a Pride…

Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)
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Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Created for You Artists Market, Staten Island Puerto Rican Alliance, and Danny Doco Entertainment are throwing a HUGE…

Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare
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Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Oksana Kolesnikova, like, SO famous, is gracing Tampa Bay with her presence! At the Art Gallery of Duncan…

5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
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5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…

2025 Back To School Community Leftovers Giveaway
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2025 Back To School Community Leftovers Giveaway

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

**OMG! Free stuff alert! ๐Ÿšจ Head to 3518 Fredricksburg Rd, August 2nd, for backpacks ๐ŸŽ’, supplies โœ๏ธ, hygiene ๐Ÿงผ, food…

LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die
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LabubuLand: Where Your Wallet Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2025

**๐Ÿคก OMG! Labubu VIP Fest Dallas 2025! ๐Ÿคก Prepare for the lamest fam event EVER!** Sept 7, 2025, 1-6 PM…

FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet
Elephant Reads CNN

FDA Boss Man spills the (diet) beans to CNN: Staff shake-ups, bureaucratic baloney, and the *real* reason Coke went sweet

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump, even in 2025! This time, they’re hyperventilating about the FDA daring to…

Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
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Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

**Waka waka waka ๐Ÿคช! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…

Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns
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Bessent Suggests Trump Admin Investigate Fed’s “Mistakes,” World Yawns

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom while President Trump is making America great AGAIN!…

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