Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: France

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, using footage of violent…

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…

Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic
Breaking, Games News

Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this game on, but don’t expect me to bet the farm on the latest trends in the gaming…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

Violent Magic Orchestra in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)
Videos

Violent Magic Orchestra in Charlotte, NC (10/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2026

Electronic Black Metal from France / Japan / United States Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trumpism thriving because who needs stability anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s brand of conservative populist nationalism…

America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
Breaking, Music News

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Borrowing Just Got A Lot Pricier Everywhere Suddenly

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US 30-year Treasury yield rising to 5.45%, its highest level since…

BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
Breaking, Music News

BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 18, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…

Posts pagination

1 2 … 10 Next

Latest posts

  • California Counties Told To Quarantine Suspicious Ballots
  • Hannity and EarhardtParty with Trump PreWedding
  • Atlanta ICE building gets free fire renovation courtesy of local resident
  • Justice Served With Extra Helping of Tragedy
  • Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.