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KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow
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KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Kuala Lumpur, the city that’s been secretly making your favorite games for years, is finally getting the recognition it deserves.…

XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly
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XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Microsoft is laying off 4,800 employees, with 1,600 of those coming…

Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus
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Oh joy another outdated MMO to clutter PS Plus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Oh joy, another day, another chance for Sony to stuff more games into the ever-expanding void that is PlayStation Plus.…

Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year

FinnJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Movie theaters are back, and with them, a plethora of blockbuster hits that have helped propel the domestic box office…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…

Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
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Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming

FinnJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Project Hail Mary is finally making its way to streaming, because what’s a blockbuster sci-fi movie without being available on…

XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
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XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…

Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently
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Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another game to add to the ever-growing pile of “it’s like Dark…

Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
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Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…

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