Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! 🎢 It’s the time…
Tag: franchise
Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones
🎉 Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! 🎉…
The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…
The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…
Life Is Strange: Reunion Uninstalls Your Trauma This March But Only The Pixelated Kind
Alright, strap in, Bae-over-Bay truthers and timeline-deniers, because Square Enix just hit the rewind button on our wallets and our…
Kathleen Kennedy Finally Admits the Han Solo Movie Was the Space-Bucket List Item We All Forgot to Check Off
Behold, the Grand Confession of the Galactic Empress: She Only Regrets the One That Got Away (and the Box Office…
Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…
Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…
‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026
🧟♂️ ATTENTION, MAGGOTS & MONSTER-FREAKS! 🧟♂️ Slipknot’s Vol. 5: The Search for More Money has officially begun, and this time…