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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu
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More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu

FinnOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Disney+ and Hulu are doubling down on their questionable life choices, announcing a slew of new titles coming to their…

Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends
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Trollheim dumpster dives into darkest fantasy cliches with gnomes and friends

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

A dark forest, a bunch of gnomes, and a whole lot of uncertainty – sounds like my love life, but…

Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed
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Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to dive into the wonderful world of multiplayer gaming, where publishers and executives get to make…

Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
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Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold
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Trump Finds Creative Ways To Spin Gas Prices Into Gold

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is trying to spin high gas…

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

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