“CUT”: USA’s Newest Slicing-Edge Production by MousaiK & Friends (ft. Janneh)
**Lights, Camera, ACTION! 🎬 Get ready for “CUT,” a cinematic masterpiece 🤡 by Mohamed Janneh, premiering in the USA!** AFI…
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Giggles Comedy Club: Where Your Nightmares Come to Life (Starring Christine Hurley/Lenny Clarke)
**OMG! 🤪 Christine Hurley, Lenny Clarke & Johnny Pizzi?! At the Prince Restaurant (8:30 PM, doors @ 7:00 PM)! Septic…
John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÃœE for approximately five minutes back…
Animal Crossing: New Horizons Gets Another Useless Update and a Switch 2 (LOL JK) on Jan 15
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Nintendo, bless their tiny, corporate hearts, announced a Nintendo Switch 2 version of Animal Crossing: New…
Vampire Survivors Gets Balatro’d So Hard It Needs a Castlevania Band-Aid and Some Friends
Oh, dear internet dwellers, brace yourselves! 🙄 The overlords at poncle have deigned to bless us with another “update” for…
A PERFECT CIRCLE Finally Bother to Grace Europe with Their Presence After All These Years
OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of their hidey-holes and gracing Europe with their presence? None other than A PERFECT…
The Wild Turkeys: Now in Glorious 4K, So You Can See Richard Burton’s Eyebrows in Exquisite Detail
OMG! Severin Films, bless their cotton socks, thinks we’re still interested in Andrew V. McLaglen’s yawn-fest from 1978, The Wild…
ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄 “ORNADA: Armada Team Movie”! Two years? For THIS? 🤣 Revolutionary skiing? More like REVOLTING! 🤮 Witness Tanner Hall…
Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video
**OMG! 🙄 Sound Stage 9 Music Video Release Party at Alamo Drafthouse! Prepare for ear-splitting “music” 🤮 by future “artists”…
Furloughed Feds Flail Frantically for Funds, Find Frustration, Fickle Fate
Another day, another manufactured crisis by the Democrat Party and their Deep State allies! These government workers, probably card-carrying members…