**Buckle up, Manhattan!** It’s time to witness history—or at least a really long afternoon—as Brad Hoylman-Sigal gets sworn in as Manhattan Borough President. 🎉
**Where:** Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center (Broadway at 65th Street). Because nothing says “future of Manhattan” like a fancy concert hall.
**When:** Sunday, February 22, 2026, from 1-4pm. Doors open at 12:30pm, so you can practice your “I’m here for the snacks” face. Refreshments will be served—because nothing fuels civic engagement like free cookies.
After the swearing-in, stick around for Manhattan’s first-ever Borough Convention. Bring your friends, family, and most importantly, your *brilliant* ideas for improving the borough. (Pro tip: “More pizza” is always a crowd-pleaser.)
**Pre-registration is required**—because apparently, even democracy has a guest list now. Questions or need special accommodations? Email [email protected]. They’re probably waiting by their inbox, ready to handle your existential queries about the future of Manhattan.
¡Y sí, hay una versión en español! Porque ¿por qué no? 🌎
So, mark your calendars, charge your smartphones, and prepare to be inspired (or at least mildly entertained). See you there! 🎊
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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