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Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
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Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…

Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
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Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…

Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already
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Municipal Waste Writes Another Album Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Thrash Already

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 Municipal Waste is working on a new record! 🎸…

Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits
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Galactic Cash Grabs: Sequel Era Books and Comics Worth Your Credits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderful world of Star Wars, where the Sequel era has been getting a bad…

PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
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Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
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Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…

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