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FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
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Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…

Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
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Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷‍♀️. I…

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
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Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
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Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…

Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
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Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…

TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live
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TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 THE PRETTY RECKLESS frontwoman Taylor Momsen just spilled the…

Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice
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Oh Joy Another Remake of a Game You Barely Remember from Your Childhood That Will Probably Ruin Your Nostalgia and Leave You Questioning Every Life Choice

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

The 7th Guest Remake is finally here, and it’s a real treat for those who love horror games, puzzles, and…

WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People
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WARRANT’s ERIK TURNER Totally Not Embarrassed That ‘Cherry Pie’ Is Now Associated with Horny College Kids Instead of Just Horny Old People

Chord F. DiscordJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Breaking news: WARRANT’s “Cherry Pie” is back and better than ever, and we’re not just saying that because we’re stuck…

How Microtransactions Ruined Our Lives And Forced Us To Sell Our Souls For A Few More Gems
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How Microtransactions Ruined Our Lives And Forced Us To Sell Our Souls For A Few More Gems

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Mobile games have become the ultimate thieves in the night, sneaking up on your wallet and stealing all your money…

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