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The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
The Scream Franchise: A Graveyard of Dead Scripts and Broken Dreams
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The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed

FinnFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…

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Irvine Camp Fair: Where Kids Trade Screen Time for Sunscreen and Scavenger Hunts

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Oh great, another “One-Stop-Shop” for parents to waste a Sunday afternoon pretending to care about summer camps while their kids…

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“Black Joy Parade After Party: Where the Vibes Are Toasted and the Fun is Lit!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The Black Joy Parade is almost here, and Toasted Life is hosting the Official After Party—because nothing says “joy” like…

Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’
Sebastian Bach: The Rock Dinosaur Who Refuses to Let Robots Steal His Job
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SEBASTIAN BACH DENOUNCES A.I.: ‘I’LL SERVE YOU REAL STUPIDITY, NOT FAKE SMARTNESS’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s back in the headlines, throwing shade at all these modern bands who can’t be bothered…

Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
CLAWFINGER Returns From 19-Year Nap, Releases New Album Before They "All Die"
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CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…

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“Legal Eagles, Deputy Dudes, and the High-Stakes Game of Who Decides What”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 19, 2026

OPG’s Epic Legal Webinar: Deputies, Attorneys, and MCA 2005 – Oh My! Are you ready for an hour of thrilling…

A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)
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A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh no, not another Star Wars trailer! Just when you thought the galaxy far, far away couldn’t get any more…

Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
Hands-On With People Of Note—Feel The Rhythm
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Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…

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