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Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a swimmer got bitten on the foot in a suspected…

Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
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Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

TESLA too lazy to make new music
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TESLA too lazy to make new music

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

OH NO, TESLA FANS REJOICE: Dave Rude Says Full-Length Album of New Music Might Not Happen, But Who Needs That…

US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again
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US Warns Iran About Israel’s Itchy Trigger Finger Again

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US, Israel, and Iran, and folks, it’s a…

Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy
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Founding Father Takes Break From Revolution For Retail Therapy

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read about the events of July 4, 1776, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
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Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
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Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…

Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog
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Oh Joy More Indie Games To Add To Your Overwhelming Backlog

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to wade through the crowded waters of indie games at Summer Game Fest, where the only…

Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team
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Swift and Kelce take over MSG wow what a dream team

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Taylor Swift’s super-secret wedding plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

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