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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
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Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…

Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album
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Nevermore somehow remembers they have a band and are working on new album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially amazing news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and I’m not sure if…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans
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Rush Drummer Gushes About Geddy And Alex Being Barely Tolerable Humans

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OMG, you guys! 🤯 Anika Nilles is playing drums for RUSH’s 2026 and 2027 tours! I mean, I’m not surprised…

SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow
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SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

When I first heard about SEED at Summer Game Fest, I was like a kid in a candy store, excitedly…

New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable
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New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a boat capsizing in New York harbor, and I’m shaking my head. A woman…

Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule
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Toronto Film Fest caters to insomniacs with borderline reasonable movie schedule

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival, because who needs sleep when you can watch midnight horror movies? The TIFF “Midnight Madness”…

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