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Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…

America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
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America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…

Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs
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Because The Wizarding World Needed More Cash Grabbing Television Spinoffs

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

There are no new Harry Potter books or movies on the horizon, but that’s not stopping Warner Bros. from finding…

Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
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Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…

LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion
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LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready for another iteration of city-building goodness, as the world of Cities Skylines is about to get a whole…

ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026
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ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh joy, another tech conference, another slew of buzzwords to make our heads spin. This time, it’s ASUS at IFA…

Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
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Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now
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US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is trying to get trade talks…

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