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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant
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Gaming tech evolves while monetization schemes stay shamelessly stagnant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Gaming has finally reached the promised land of digital utopia, where you can download a new title in minutes, switch…

Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough
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Saros gets belated accessibility and New Game+ because you complained loudly enough

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, a game update has been released that doesn’t cost an extra $20 or require…

Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique
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Ohio Republicans delicately discuss Trump’s senator body critique

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on Ohio Sen. Jon Husted’s physical appearance, and…

Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant
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Air Force Member’s Halftime Stunt Ends In Fatal Face Plant

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic incident that happened at a University of Texas at San…

Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
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Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…

Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix
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Six Flags Back Open Because Thrill Seekers Need Their Fix

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the reopening of Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to say,…

NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
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NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…

Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

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