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Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom
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Workshop: Dialogue and Agency in Video Games, Because Pressing ‘A’ For Dialogue Totally Counts As Real Freedom

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Ready to get your game dev on? 🤡 Trope Informed’s workshop on dialogue is coming to your eyeballs online. Because…

ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet
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ONS Local Workshop: Finally, a way to access public data without begging the ONS for an Excel spreadsheet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate data showdown! 🤓 On Wed, 26 Feb 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:30 AM GMT,…

Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK
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Lemon Drop Festival Charges $50 to Sip Lukewarm Vodka While Remembering MLK

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Listen up, Atlantans! Because MLK Weekend is apparently all about overpriced roof parties now. 🙄 Get ready for the “LEMON…

Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home
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Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to paint a picture of “normalcy” in Iran, true patriots know the…

Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
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Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…

Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks
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Marvel Rivals Launches Global Pro League Because Apparently 50 Million Players Wasn’t Enough Proof This Game Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Behold, the glorious dawn of a new era where Marvel characters engage in the ultimate virtual fistfight for our amusement!…

Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
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Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere

FinnJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…

2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit Where Bureaucrats and Buzzwords Unite
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2026 China FIC Innovation & Collaboration Summit Where Bureaucrats and Buzzwords Unite

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Chinese drugmakers unleash $100B licensing frenzy, still only 10% of pipelines get the party started! 🥟💉 🇨🇳💰 In 2025,…

HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
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HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…

Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives
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Godzilla Minus Zero finally drops—because we all needed more monster chaos in our lives

FinnJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Godzilla Decides to Take a Third Vacation, Announces New Movie Because Apparently One Wasn’t Enough 🚨 In a…

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