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‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin

FinnJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…

Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
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Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…

Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
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Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
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Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…

Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
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Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…

Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot
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Russell Crowe Ruins Another Perfectly Good Movie: A Highlander Reboot

FinnJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Hollywood’s about to desecrate another classic! 🙄 They’re rebooting ‘Highlander’ because originality is *so*…

Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)
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Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Rematch, the game nobody asked for, somehow managed to trick a million people into buying…

Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!
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Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, glorious citizens of the Imperium (and filthy heretics lurking in the shadows 😈), Owlcat Games has graced us with…

OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
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OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…

CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
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CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…

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