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Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23
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Red Bull Home Ground crash lands at Fan Expo Toronto, brace for impact on August 23

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, boy, oh, boy! 🤪 Get ready, folks, because the Canadian Qualifier for Red Bull Home Ground, that totally-not-boring official…

Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap
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Deftones Announce 2026 European Tour: Prepare for the Nu-Metal Nap

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

DEFTONES, those purveyors of… *checks notes* …experimental noise-rock (sure, why not?), have graced us with news that they’re hitting Europe…

Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob
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Frostpunk 2 Modding Contest: Git Gud or Go Home, Noob

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! 11 Bit Studios, those masterminds behind making us all feel terrible about our leadership skills in…

FIRESPAWN Gets GRAVE-ly Serious, Hires JĂ–RGEN SANDSTRĂ–M to Fill Vocals Four Years After L.G. PETROV Cashed Out
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FIRESPAWN Gets GRAVE-ly Serious, Hires JĂ–RGEN SANDSTRĂ–M to Fill Vocals Four Years After L.G. PETROV Cashed Out

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

FIRESPAWN, those lovable Swedish death metallers who brought you such hits as… uh… well, anyway, they’re back! 🎉 Yes, more…

eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
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eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…

‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
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‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…

Brendan Fraser Blames Everyone But Himself For ‘The Mummy’ Reboot Flop, More At 11
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Brendan Fraser Blames Everyone But Himself For ‘The Mummy’ Reboot Flop, More At 11

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Brendan Fraser, the king of charmingly awkward adventure, thinks Tom Cruise’s The Mummy (aka the one we all pretend didn’t…

Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
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Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’
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Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

So, BARONESS, bless their cotton socks, just finished a ‘sold-out’ (sure, Jan 🙄) East Coast tour where they played their…

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