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Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers
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Thanos: Yeah, I’d Snap Back for the Right Price, Losers

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Thanos, that big purple grapeπŸ‡ who got turned into dust and then got his head lopped off in Avengers: Endgame…

GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention
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GDEX 2025: Prepare for one more indie game convention

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, look, another one of these things! The Game Devs of Color Expo πŸ™„ is back for its tenth year…

Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!
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Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’ Run, don’t walk, to “The Engaged Experience: A Wedding Workshop” on Saturday, August 16, 2025, 10:00 AM –…

IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun
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IRS, Now an Extension of ICE, Helping Round Up Undocumented Taxpayers Because Apparently Balancing Budgets Wasn’t Enough Fun

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? The Deep State is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN…

Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3
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Amazon Prime Gaming’s August Freebies: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by Thief and a Game Older Than Your Grandma, Civilization 3

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, look, another month, another pathetic attempt by Amazon to bribe us with “free” games through their glorious Prime Gaming!…

KORN’s Head Gets Deep: Life’s Fleeting, Bro
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KORN’s Head Gets Deep: Life’s Fleeting, Bro

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

KORN guitarist Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who once traded his dreads for devotion, is back with another profound video…

Wacken 2026: Still Alive? Featuring Bands Your Grandpa Listened To
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Wacken 2026: Still Alive? Featuring Bands Your Grandpa Listened To

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! πŸ‘΄ They’re already planning Wacken Open Air 2026? Did we not learn ANYTHING from the mud-fest…

Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash
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Lou Gramm FINALLY Realizes He Can Still Milk Those Foreigner Hits For Cash

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2025July 30, 2025

In a recent chit-chat with the illustrious Ryan Vacey, a dude who takes photos and hosts the earth-shattering Beyond The…

Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?
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Is This the Dawn of Digital VIP Loyalty or Just Another Overhyped Fad?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, honey, listen up! πŸ’… Apparently, online entertainment platforms are *totally* over those basic loyalty programs. They’re now building these…

Metallica Sells Out, Now Wants Your Blood (Literally)
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Metallica Sells Out, Now Wants Your Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

So, like, METALLICA is STILL trying to be relevant by partnering with the American Red Cross. Because apparently, headbanging isn’t…

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