Denis Villeneuve Directing Bond? More Like Bore-is Villeneuve
OMG! 😱 Denis Villeneuve, the guy who made sand look interesting for 3 hours, is directing the new James Bond…
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Nintendo Accidentally Reveals Switch 2 Sales Projections, Claims It Was Just a Typo, LOL
Oh, the Nintendo Switch 2, that little plastic box of dreams (and crushing debt for your parents). Apparently, it was…
Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…
Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, ‘Squid Game’ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
ZETRO the Party Pooper: Fired for Being a Debbie Downer in EXODUS, Claims Gary Holt
So, EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, bless his little heart, did an interview with some Serbian journalist, Jadranka Janković NeÅ¡ić (who?),…
Jake Gyllenhaal Considers Endorsing Scrubs Commercial
**Oh, look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal, still trying to be relevant! 🙄 Apparently, after failing to impress anyone with his “acting”…
Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…
Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…
Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…