DARK FUNERAL somehow still exists and is making another album because you clearly needed this in your life
Oh joy, oh rapture! Dark Funeral is working on new music and I can barely contain my excitement 🙄. I…
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Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…
Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…
Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…
Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…
Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…
CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World
Fans of the Dragon Quest Monsters series, rejoice! CAPCOM has finally decided to bless us with a plethora of details…
Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…
Deadpool resurrected again to milk franchise cash cow once more
Because the world was just missing one thing: more Deadpool. Actor/director Ryan Reynolds, the king of breaking the fourth wall,…