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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now
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US Trade War Strategy Apparently Just Trolling Canada Now

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is trying to get trade talks…

Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
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Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad
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JD Vance tries to convince Jews he’s not that bad

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance’s recent remarks to the Republican Jewish Coalition, and…

Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…

Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently
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Times Square just got a little less stabby apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, Pamela Cisneros, walked into the heart of Times Square,…

Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
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Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…

Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
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Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…

Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
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Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…

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