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Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake
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Nintendo milks Wii nostalgia with Switch Sports Resort remake

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

The Nintendo Switch Sports Resort preview experience was a blast from the past, reminiscent of the Wii era when motion…

Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
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Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…

Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough
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Win Cabaret Voltaire’s swan song deluxe edition, because one farewell isn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another reissue, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Cabaret Voltaire’s…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia
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Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Get ready to shiver in the cold, dark world of Frostpunk, finally making its way to the Switch on October…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year
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Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in southern Georgia that’s just left me shaking my head.…

Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended
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Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

OH NO, ATREYU TOOK A BREAK AND NOW THEY’RE BACK AND STILL NOT BORED OF EACH OTHER!!! 🤯 I mean,…

Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
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Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

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