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Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
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Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign
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GOP Throws Cash at Sinking Ship Ken Paxton’s Senate Campaign

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ken Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas is getting a serious boost…

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People
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Trump Sued Over His Favorite Pastime, Banning People

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that President Donald Trump’s attempt to ban certain…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again
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Canadian game devs get schooled in cybersecurity the hard way again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Canada’s game studios are the unsung heroes of the gaming world, churning out hits like Assassin’s Creed, Dead by Daylight,…

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
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Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…

McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
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McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…

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