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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that
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PAIN somehow still exists and will bless us with 5 more singles because you clearly needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more PAIN? Because Peter Tägtgren is back with a vengeance, and he’s…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal
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Volkswagen Trades Cars for Cannons in Israel Deal

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Volkswagen is converting a car plant in northwestern Germany to defense…

Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
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Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…

Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
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Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
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Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…

Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula
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Wolcen 2 preview sparks mild interest despite tired action RPG formula

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like WOLCEN Studio is trying to make amends with the gaming community by announcing Wolcen 2,…

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