Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…
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FINSTERFORST — The band’s new album somehow still exists
FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…
Troy Jackson’s Secret Life as Republican Troll Mastermind Uncovered Somehow
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Troy Jackson, a Democratic state lawmaker from Maine, when I stumbled upon…
Terrorism Court Finally Decides to Show Up to Work
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy new court case, and I just can’t believe it. The…
Hole resuscitates 90s angst for nostalgic millennials with vinyl reissues
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? 🙄 It’s not like we’ve been begging for the return of Hole’s iconic…
Gaming’s Holiest Cash Cow Milked Again With Star Trek Resurrection
As I sit here, pondering the latest developments in the world of Star Trek, I am reminded of the immortal…
Fauci Takes Fifth Amendment Route To Senate Question Dodge
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who’s been the face of…
GOP Senator Throws Tantrum Over Blanche Nomination
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination…
Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…
Feds Finally Found Someone They Could Investigate
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving former FBI Director James Comey, and I’ve got…