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Tag: Game

Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…

EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
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EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…

Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
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Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…

Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
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Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…

Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline
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Vance Defines War Down To Avoid Timeline

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vice President JD Vance’s latest press conference, and I’ve got to…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
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White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…

UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction
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UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get charged up, folks, because UGREEN just unveiled its MagFlow Series, a lineup of Qi2 25 W…

Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo
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Fox Suddenly Discovers Integrity, Drops Bartiromo

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Maria Bartiromo’s sudden departure from Fox News, and I’ve got to say,…

KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
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KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…

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