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NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
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NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…

Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
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Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…

Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
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Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…

USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
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USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…

Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife
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Vance Warns El-Sayed Hands Off His Wife

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Michigan Senate race, and folks, it’s getting heated.…

Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…

GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this
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Andrew WK somehow still alive releases new album because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

I just found out that Andrew W.K., the king of partying, has released a new album called “Temptation To Exist”…

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