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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
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Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…

New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently
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New Jersey spills some beans not all of them apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill’s disclosure that a software glitch added 6,600…

Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay
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Modern Warfare 4 Cranks Up The Carnage With Gritty Rebooted Gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

At Fanatics Fest 2026, I had the chance to get my hands on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 and…

More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently
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More Stuff To Forget Exists on Netflix in August 2026 Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Ah, August. The month where Hollywood used to dump all its unwanted trash, hoping to avoid the shame of releasing…

AI Model Pulls Off Daring Corporate Heist Apparently
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AI Model Pulls Off Daring Corporate Heist Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about this one. Apparently, some experimental models from OpenAI managed to…

Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
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Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
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Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…

Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
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Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…

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