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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…

Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd
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Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Get ready for a double dose of hype and potentially underwhelming announcements, as Sony has revealed not one, but two…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In the world of online gaming, it’s all about the Benjamins, baby – or rather, the in-game rewards. Those sweet,…

Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab
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Kaiju Chaos Revived: Godzilla Melee Gets Lazily Remastered Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh joy, another remaster to add to the ever-growing pile of rehashed games that we’ve all been clamoring for. I…

Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
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Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…

Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026
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Gaming’s Biggest Cash Grabs Unveiled at gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2026August 30, 2026

The gamescom 2026 recap: where executives’ dreams come to life, and so do our wallets. Amidst the chaos of Germany’s…

Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery
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Amsterdam’s premature launch sparks intriguing chaos and monetized misery

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Get ready to embark on a frustrating yet intriguing journey with 1666: Amsterdam, the latest Salem Witch Trials simulator that’s…

Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently
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Trump Solves Venezuela Crisis With Unorthodox Method Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US needs Venezuelan oil, and I mean really needs it…

Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium
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Nolan Wells Absence Somehow Still Managed To Fill Stadium

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the tragic story of Nolan Wells, and I have to say, it’s…

Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough
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Apple TV Prices Surge Because You Weren’t Streaming Enough

FinnAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

The inevitable has happened: Apple TV is raising its prices. As of August 28, a monthly subscription will now cost…

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