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Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
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Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…

Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
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Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…

Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently
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Phones Hijack New Releases While Consoles Wait Patiently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

In the wild world of mobile gaming, you’re not just a player, you’re a test subject. At least, that’s the…

Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza
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Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a 20-minute info bomb about the upcoming Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, because what’s a new Fire Emblem…

Miku crashes Magic with overpriced Secret Lair nonsense
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Miku crashes Magic with overpriced Secret Lair nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Get ready to shell out some cash, folks, because Hatsune Miku is joining the Magic: The Gathering universe with her…

EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy
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EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s that time of year again: the annual ritual of buying a slightly updated version of the same sports game…

EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode
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EA Sports milks nostalgia with FC 27’s The Grounds mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s not every day that a sports game comes along and shakes things up with a new game mode that…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons
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White House Intervenes to Kill Anti-Weaponization Fund Because Reasons

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House was directly involved in acting Attorney General Todd…

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