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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…

DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of the century, folks! 🤯 Dragon Ball fans, assemble! 🚀 The legendary Akira…

Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…

Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already
Get Ready to Empty Your Wallets: Steam Machine Pricing is Finally Here! 🤑
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Steam Machine Pricing and Reservations Are Finally Here Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Overpriced PC Hardware Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

The moment of truth has finally arrived, folks! Valve has pulled back the curtain on Steam Machine pricing, and let’s…

Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone
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Devil May Cry Remake Because The Original Wasn’t Already Perfect And Didn’t Deserve To Be Left Alone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

A new leak has emerged, and it’s time to get hyped (or not) about a potential Devil May Cry remake…

VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
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VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…

Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026
Deborah Ann Woll is a total boss, and we're not just saying that because she's a nerd like us 🤓💁‍♀️
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Deborah Ann Woll Spills All the Tea on Marvel, Woodcreek and God of War Laufey Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do at GCC 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

We mean, have you seen her as Jessica on True Blood 📺, Karen Page in Daredevil and Punisher 🕸️, or…

Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart
The Tomb Raider Franchise: A Hot Mess of Reboots and Remakes 🤯
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Tomb Raider Turns 30 And Still Somehow Manages To Not Completely Fall Apart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

It’s been 30 years since Lara Croft first burst onto the scene, and what a wild ride it’s been 🎢.…

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them
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Gang of Dragon Still NOT Dead Because Let’s Be Real Who Needs Founders Anyway Nagoshi Studio Is Totally Fine Without Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

The Gang of Dragon game is basically dead, and we’re not surprised 🙅‍♂️. I mean, who needs a game when…

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