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Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…

Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…

Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…

Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
Breaking, Movie News

Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…

CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World
Breaking, Games News

CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Fans of the Dragon Quest Monsters series, rejoice! CAPCOM has finally decided to bless us with a plethora of details…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…

DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…

Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

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