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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently
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SGF 2026: Valor Mortis Because We Needed Another Dark Souls Ripoff Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, another Soulslike game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who needs innovation when…

TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe
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TennoCon 2026: Because You Clearly Need More Warframe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh joy, another convention to add to the never-ending cycle of gaming events, and this time it’s TennoCon, because apparently,…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
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SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow
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Zenimax’s Latest Desperate Attempt at a 30 Year Cash Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

The never-ending cycle of gaming updates is upon us, and The Elder Scrolls Online is no exception. Because apparently we…

CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now
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CNN says Pete Hegseth is bad for the troops now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
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Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again
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CNN says Biden just threw shade at Trump again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former President Joe Biden is at it again, rallying Maryland Democrats…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on This Miami Runway

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on MIA Runway
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened on MIA Runway

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight headed to Bermuda had to abort its…

Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently
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Men Need Help Talking To Women Apparently

Big ElephantJune 27, 2026July 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A group of men gathered in Nashville for a “boot camp”…

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